Profile Event-1933: Blort

Blort is the rambling genius type:

2006 years old
13 cm/ 5 inches tall

You don't know what their doing or saying but they just solved all your financial problems and baked you a cake...
Blort is a sort of joke or myth but they are in fact real, really peculiar.

Song for Vibes : Smile - Lilly Allen

The embodiment of wholesome chaotic grandma energy who drops the most deranged lore.
She bakes and there is glitter some how all over her abode

- Incoherent
- Messy
- Ingenious  
- Mysterious 

I love Blort I hope you do too <3